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“Computer games don’t affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.”
- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo VP, 1989
Seems fishy to me. Don’t recall ever hearing the name Kristian Wilson mentioned in connection to Nintendo.

or not. Whatever, I just signed up for an XBox Live account- voice chat in games is fun. i royally suck at Unreal championship. FPS Games with the Xbox controller are teh sux0r. If anyone cares to play with me, my gamertag is deeblite

In fact, customer service in general grows tiresome. After 6 years of bending over backwards to help a bunch of whiny pains in the ass, I’m quite frankly sick of it. I’ve gotta find another job, soon. Problem is, I’m not even sure where to start. urgh.

The World Is MINE! by Demonac

Name:

You will conquer:
the Entire World, except for a small group of rebels who live in a secret underground city near the Earth's core.

Your title will be:
Justicar

You will succeed by:
Getting yourself elected (your opponent's name rhymed with Sodomy).

Your Enforcers will be:
Ninjas (they flip out and kill people).

Your first act as ruler:
Declare [...]